LOLA -  LOOKS SWEET BUT HAS THE TEMPERAMENT OF A BAD-TEMPERED VIKING WITH A HANGOVER.

JOHNNY AND CARL. ONE IS NOT FULLY ALIVE AND THE OTHER HAS RACKED UP 17,000 TIME OFFENCES.

BERT - WOULD PROBABLY RATHER BE IN PORTUGAL WITH MRS BERT.

THE PUTNEY VAMPIRE KILLERS - (Awarded the wooden spoon for lowest vampire kills ever and forced to sit at table 50 by the loos at posh Vampire Killer dinners).

 

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