LOLA - LOOKS SWEET BUT HAS THE TEMPERAMENT OF A BAD-TEMPERED VIKING WITH A HANGOVER.
JOHNNY AND CARL. ONE IS NOT FULLY ALIVE AND THE OTHER HAS RACKED UP 17,000 TIME OFFENCES.
BERT - WOULD PROBABLY RATHER BE IN PORTUGAL WITH MRS BERT.
THE PUTNEY VAMPIRE KILLERS - (Awarded the wooden spoon for lowest vampire kills ever and forced to sit at table 50 by the loos at posh Vampire Killer dinners).